Tagaholic

#!/usr/bin/env ruby
I = []; fit = [:developer, :position, :at, :your_company]
if you = offer = me = $$
  class Array
    def can i, help = :you?
      :of_course
    end
    def would we = :write, great = :software?
      :totally
    end
    alias :in? :include?
  end
  class Symbol
    def me love = ruby ; $and = DATA end
    def see _for = :yourself
      `open #{$and.read}`
    end
  end
end

if I.would && fit.in?(:your_company)
  :just.send :me, :an => 'email'
end
:Lets.see if I.can :help=>:you!

# Gabriel Horner
# http://tagaholic.me
# Idea from http://macournoyer.com/blog/2010/02/23/how-to-apply-to-a-job/
# Run this ruby script on a mac to open my resume

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